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what is life.

I just watched all of season 1 of Teen Wolf in like two days. It pretty much went like this:

STAGE 1 - OH GOD THIS IS SO BAD WHY AM I WATCHING THIS CRAP. *watches Allison and Scott make out for the millionth time* I AM JUST STICKING THIS OUT SO THAT I CAN UNDERSTAND THE KNOTTING FIC FIC.

STAGE 2 - Okay, it's got some good moments. Like, oh, EVERY SCENE WITH STILES. I am utterly predictable. Also totally on Team Lydia.

Is there Kate/Derek fic? With them doing kinky sex stuff? Because UNF.

EVERYONE, STOP SAYING "MOUNTAIN LION"

STAGE 3 - Loved "Night School"... I'm a sucker for a good horror movie cliche. LOL they totally stole the gym scene from "The Faculty."

STAGE 4 - Kinda bored. I don't know... The supposedly smart people are acting really dumb for the sake of PLOT (pet peeve). Also the faily bits are becoming more and more apparent to me.

Like in a way I can see where Jeff Davis is coming from with "it's a utopian world where there's no racism, homophobia, etc." but (A) that is more fantasy than the werewolves and (B) YOU FORGOT THE SEXISM, ASSHOLE.

STAGE 5 - TOO LATE. I'M READING ALL THE FIC. Or rather, all the pre-season 2 fic. BECAUSE APPARENTLY I HAVE PLANS TO WATCH SEASON 2.

This show basically wants to be Buffy with werewolves but it's not clever or funny enough to pull it off. Buuuut there's a lot of pretty people who make interesting romantic geometrical shapes. And the fandom is like a big fucking fandom reunion. And the actors tweet about shipping and basically offer themselves up as fanservice. It's awesome except I am not totally sold on Derek/Stiles and that is like 90% of the fanwork. Which I wouldn't even mind so much except 90% of THAT is toppymctopperson!Derek and bottom!Stiles with stereotypical power dynamics NOOOOO FANDOM THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

But I could OT4/5/6 so hard. Where are the multi-shippers at?

RIGHT. BACK TO LURKING NOW.
Oh my god. Watch season 2. Oh my god TEEEEEEEEN WOOOOOOOOLF.

Ahem. Right.

So, I ship Derek/Stiles, like everyone else in fandom, although I prefer inexperienced-except-for-Kate!Derek and bossy-in-bed!Stiles, which means I spend a lot of time reading fic that makes me roll my eyes. But it's all good! I also ship Peter/Stiles, because of reasons, and Peter/Lydia, because of season 2, and OH MY GOD, that time Kate had Derek chained up in the torture dungeon and licked his stomach? Right.

Post season 2, a lot more people seem to be writing giant pack orgies, or Stiles/everyone? IDK. You should watch season 2 and check that out.
OH GOD you're enabling my addiction... excellent.

Yesssss, oh my God, Stiles would be so bossy! He is not exactly the wilting flower type, why do people have a hard time with that? And Derek pretty much just needs to be chained up and licked all over. I'm sure it would help with all of their problems. Really. Ahhh Peter! That whole thing with him offering to bite Stiles was... interesting. Definitely.

OKAY I NEED TO WATCH SEASON 2 ASAP. TEEEEEEEEEEEN WOOOOOLF!