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what is life.

I just watched all of season 1 of Teen Wolf in like two days. It pretty much went like this:

STAGE 1 - OH GOD THIS IS SO BAD WHY AM I WATCHING THIS CRAP. *watches Allison and Scott make out for the millionth time* I AM JUST STICKING THIS OUT SO THAT I CAN UNDERSTAND THE KNOTTING FIC FIC.

STAGE 2 - Okay, it's got some good moments. Like, oh, EVERY SCENE WITH STILES. I am utterly predictable. Also totally on Team Lydia.

Is there Kate/Derek fic? With them doing kinky sex stuff? Because UNF.

EVERYONE, STOP SAYING "MOUNTAIN LION"

STAGE 3 - Loved "Night School"... I'm a sucker for a good horror movie cliche. LOL they totally stole the gym scene from "The Faculty."

STAGE 4 - Kinda bored. I don't know... The supposedly smart people are acting really dumb for the sake of PLOT (pet peeve). Also the faily bits are becoming more and more apparent to me.

Like in a way I can see where Jeff Davis is coming from with "it's a utopian world where there's no racism, homophobia, etc." but (A) that is more fantasy than the werewolves and (B) YOU FORGOT THE SEXISM, ASSHOLE.

STAGE 5 - TOO LATE. I'M READING ALL THE FIC. Or rather, all the pre-season 2 fic. BECAUSE APPARENTLY I HAVE PLANS TO WATCH SEASON 2.

This show basically wants to be Buffy with werewolves but it's not clever or funny enough to pull it off. Buuuut there's a lot of pretty people who make interesting romantic geometrical shapes. And the fandom is like a big fucking fandom reunion. And the actors tweet about shipping and basically offer themselves up as fanservice. It's awesome except I am not totally sold on Derek/Stiles and that is like 90% of the fanwork. Which I wouldn't even mind so much except 90% of THAT is toppymctopperson!Derek and bottom!Stiles with stereotypical power dynamics NOOOOO FANDOM THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

But I could OT4/5/6 so hard. Where are the multi-shippers at?

RIGHT. BACK TO LURKING NOW.
Omg Kai I love you to pieces. YOU HAVE SUNG THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE WITH THIS POST. Although I'm personally finding it really hard to get into the fic at all because I'm just so not interested in Derek/Stiles. I wish I was. It would be glorious if I was. :/ Instead I just have a huge crush on Chris Argent and Jackson and some other characters you'll get to know better in S2.

S2 is pretty sweet. There's some shenanigans, but they are mostly enjoyable shenanigans.

OMG DUDE I WAS TRING TO REMEMBER IF YOU WERE WATCHING THIS. YAAAAAAAY. What is it about bad TV with hot boys, I can't help myself.

Jackson is so growing on me! He's like the Draco of Teen Wolf. Which is why I don't quite understand how the fandom is not having his babies all over the place.

KITTTTIES <3