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what is life.

I just watched all of season 1 of Teen Wolf in like two days. It pretty much went like this:

STAGE 1 - OH GOD THIS IS SO BAD WHY AM I WATCHING THIS CRAP. *watches Allison and Scott make out for the millionth time* I AM JUST STICKING THIS OUT SO THAT I CAN UNDERSTAND THE KNOTTING FIC FIC.

STAGE 2 - Okay, it's got some good moments. Like, oh, EVERY SCENE WITH STILES. I am utterly predictable. Also totally on Team Lydia.

Is there Kate/Derek fic? With them doing kinky sex stuff? Because UNF.

EVERYONE, STOP SAYING "MOUNTAIN LION"

STAGE 3 - Loved "Night School"... I'm a sucker for a good horror movie cliche. LOL they totally stole the gym scene from "The Faculty."

STAGE 4 - Kinda bored. I don't know... The supposedly smart people are acting really dumb for the sake of PLOT (pet peeve). Also the faily bits are becoming more and more apparent to me.

Like in a way I can see where Jeff Davis is coming from with "it's a utopian world where there's no racism, homophobia, etc." but (A) that is more fantasy than the werewolves and (B) YOU FORGOT THE SEXISM, ASSHOLE.

STAGE 5 - TOO LATE. I'M READING ALL THE FIC. Or rather, all the pre-season 2 fic. BECAUSE APPARENTLY I HAVE PLANS TO WATCH SEASON 2.

This show basically wants to be Buffy with werewolves but it's not clever or funny enough to pull it off. Buuuut there's a lot of pretty people who make interesting romantic geometrical shapes. And the fandom is like a big fucking fandom reunion. And the actors tweet about shipping and basically offer themselves up as fanservice. It's awesome except I am not totally sold on Derek/Stiles and that is like 90% of the fanwork. Which I wouldn't even mind so much except 90% of THAT is toppymctopperson!Derek and bottom!Stiles with stereotypical power dynamics NOOOOO FANDOM THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

But I could OT4/5/6 so hard. Where are the multi-shippers at?

RIGHT. BACK TO LURKING NOW.
OMG DUDE I WAS TRING TO REMEMBER IF YOU WERE WATCHING THIS. YAAAAAAAY. What is it about bad TV with hot boys, I can't help myself.

Jackson is so growing on me! He's like the Draco of Teen Wolf. Which is why I don't quite understand how the fandom is not having his babies all over the place.

KITTTTIES <3